feety feety feet feet

for the machine...

i had tacojitas (that's taco mix in fajitas)

they were deeelicious.

i had a kebab.

it was delicious.

"picnic on the world" (2008)

probably the last painting of this year.

i won't make a speech.

this painting is about enjoying the world and music bringing the 3 dimensional into the insular. allowing to see the grass is green and the sandwich tastes. while at the same time trying to push off the feeling that it's all just electrical signals poking into the brain via bunch of lumps of meat.

"fabricating tongue" (2008)

i did this at christmas. it's a bad photo. too white. makes it look colder than real life.

"Does this train stop at a town called sandwich?" (2008)

yep. finished this today. title courtesy of tim. :)

christmas card 2

christmas card number 1

and yet more yf updates

YELLOW FURY

more yellow fury...

update on the yf site

best chips ever. part 2

had some more of the best chips ever. then got on the train to leeds, got off at bristol and then got the train to cardiff. then saw tim. had a lovely time with him and stuff. hung out with the usual suspects. ate pizza and chips. then ate a wrap. which was moroccan chicken which was good. then got sick of the journey. then home vomiting in the shower and washing raw until i ran out of water and then lying around watching arrested development. cool.

If Tim falls in the forest and no one is around to watch him, will he still bang his head?

i'm tired of it all. again. haven't done any painting for ages. all sorts of stuff going on in the old brain that i don't want to write on here. not sleeping well.

basically not functioning again.

once again

fell asleep at about 4 am with some chocolate buttons and then woke up thinking that i'd crapped the bed. awesome. how many times is this going to happen before i realise that i can't eat chocolate while i'm going to sleep.

one was a sauce.

earlier i went to a pub and drank loads of tea and 2 glasses of coke. and then they had this thing where you have to throw ninja stars at a pig on a bit of string until the string gets cut and the pig falls into an industrial grinder and then a bunch of men in kilts basically scream at you until you drink the whole pig in a milkshake with no milk. so it's basically a pigshake.

is frozen bacon basically a pig flavoured ice lolly?

thank you for lunch :)

www.mikebromage.com

yeah so i've got a "grown up" website. hmmm. kind of. just thought it might be a good plan. but that will be more like an online catalogue thing. this site will not be affected by this move.

yours in mike.
mike.

baconographic camera

my new invention. sometimes i scare myself. scare myself all the way to the bank. awesome.

"paths that don't work anymore" (2008)

stations that don't have paths to them and train tracks that turn in on themselves.

new yf updates

"there's still music even if no one is watching" (2008)

this painting is about the idea that there is still joy, colour and value in something even if no one else can see it.

"waiting for the train" (2008)

this is what i want...

a delicious sandwich. thin sliced cheese on normal white bread with butter and then wrapped in foil before unwrapping again and eating.

this was the sign i made for my plate stand.

but as of yet i don't have a plate stand. long story.

yet another unglazed plate / newspaper / sausage basket

went to richards again today made another plate, rocked to steely, ate doughnuts. awesome.

new book

yellow fury book is now out.

available from the yellow fury page.

unglazed plate/ sky / best chips ever

"margaret! i told you not to buy duck pate"

closest thing to work

that my paranoia will allow. this sucks bean bags

snap snap

updated the photographing bit.

"the pastel shades of the 1980s reflecting from my finger tips" (2008)

this painting is about how i want to play 80's music but i can't because i can't play any instruments and it's not the 1980s anymore. actually i'm not even sure if that was what it was about. it's about loads of stuff but i can't remember because i've had a headache for ages.

outside of my house

it's really crap being me some times. here is a picture that was in the paper of the people protesting outside my house.

erotic sandwich - nyb ep

i made a little song when i was half asleep. it's fucking awful. haha.

wow.

i totally realise that it wasn't Noah that got eaten by the whale. it's an intentional mistake because it's supposed to be funny.

yeah, it was actually that dude who used to make jesus' sandwiches when he went to dustin hoffman's grandpa's house for play dates.

"an unplayed trumpet dreams of making music" (2008)

this painting is about a trumpet, who hasn't been played for years who dreams of playing with steely dan. he just wants to make beautiful music again. because that is his reason for being.

don't mess with santa

actual evidence of what happens when you eat santa's biscuits.

album cover i did.

need to get my shit together.

haven't done any painting for about 2 weeks. slack.

new yellow fury updates

click here to see pictures of chickens

old breakfast face pics.

this took about 4 months to upload, so i can't be fucking bothered to do more.

yeah. nice work guys.

haha.

apparently this is in bad taste.

didn't write anything. just shoved an arm in the bin. some old woman was staring at me.

jug of tea.

yeah. jug of dirty old tea. nice.

landscape with pond

tester for pond.

spot of tea

bit nervous about my assessment tomorrow.

news from the front...

once i punched a horse, a pigeon bit me and a salmon tried to breed with me while i was swimming.

now that was a busy day

assessment time.

yeah. set this is up today. it's colourful.