one was a sauce.

earlier i went to a pub and drank loads of tea and 2 glasses of coke. and then they had this thing where you have to throw ninja stars at a pig on a bit of string until the string gets cut and the pig falls into an industrial grinder and then a bunch of men in kilts basically scream at you until you drink the whole pig in a milkshake with no milk. so it's basically a pigshake.

is frozen bacon basically a pig flavoured ice lolly?

thank you for lunch :)