ignore the changing tides at your peril.

me: i wish i could chuck all the people i don't like into the sea.

my mate sarah: yeah, that'd be ok until the tide washed them in.

tuesday

i like to look at my reflection in the taps because it stops me feeling like i'm watching myself rotting.

yet another reason why i am utterly hilarious

this is my first piece of my "yellow fury" project.

having fun in detail.

yeah so i was macro-ing the crap out of everything and then i took a photo of a bee while he was eating and he was livid and chased me round the garden a bit.

MEATathalon (chariots of meat)

more from the mighty lunch.

rest in peace butch newman

the man who brought this world the best ranch sauce i've ever tasted has died.

he was also a great actor. and gave millions to charity. rest in peace paul newman.

the MEATathon (back to the MEATerdome)

butterflies and beef. awesome.