welcome to Jouranal (journal)

this is my blog. to just look at my painting etc then head over to my website and disregard this mess.
please note that the events described in this journal are highly fictionalised.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Monday, June 28, 2010

Press Release : RE: mcrancid films untitled sci fi project

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28/06/10
mcrancid film Ltd.

Press Release as follows:

"In 2002 Mcrancid films secured a budget of £3.2 million pounds to produce an yet untitled Science Fiction film. The Film is set for 2010 release and there are currently no big names attached. The project has gone over budget by £2.1 million pounds bringing the current total to £5.3 million due to unforeseen expenses regarding computer generated special effects. The current cut was shown to a pre-screening audience who have described the film as being the 'quintessential sci fi film' and that it is 'akin to the first time a child hears music'. Director Fabian Babcock has refused to comment on his piece of cinema, apart from saying 'it makes the effects in the new star wars films look like they were made for an commodore 64 intro sequence'. The film is currently under wraps title wise, but is expected to eclipse anything previously seen in modern cinema."

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Sunday, June 27, 2010

POWER DRINK

Some "atheletes" drink chlorophil and run around and shit. I however drank a milkshake made with ice cream and Jaffa cakes and lay around for ages. I can totally feel myself getting fitter. Who says getting fit is boring or hard?


























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My throat infection

A bit grim really. But interesting colours etc.







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This is pretty tragic.

I don't really want to move him.


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yellow swimmery

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Analogue me digital

Lemon.








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Friday, June 25, 2010

American film cop breakfast

Coffee and doughnuts. Fan. Tastic.









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Thursday, June 24, 2010

'I heard the waitress was found in the desert' (2010)

My day today

I don't really know what I've done today. Went to the doctors? Was that today? Then I went to Uni. Got in a massive shit. Then went to meet muirs. Which cheered me up. Then I found an awesome record shop and got a SEALED original copy of pretzel logic. And then I was a bit happier, then I missed the bus and had a glass of coke in a massive shit. Then waited for 3 hours and smoked then took down the show and came home. Ate 2 normal and 1 maple syrup. Which made me feel a bit better and I think it's levelled up at pretty ok really. And partly awesome because I've remembered something amazing.


















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Tragic

This tragic scene was what I found when I pulled by curtains. Like actually accidental.



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oh really?

not tonsilitis. throat infection. i don't have any tonsilis. someone stole them apparently.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Oh I see

I've got tonsilitis. Did some work on a cube. Slept in a chair. Did some painting.

Last day of degree show tomorrow. Which is good because I'm a bit tired of it all and I'll be glad to get it over with.






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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

making slate taste like a cheese sandwich (2010)

Ha

It's not a great show it's 'fine' I guess. I wanted to cross out the fine and put 'ok' but I have quite distinctive writing.



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Degree show

Some woman walked in, looked at my work and said loudly "ugh I don't like that" and I burst out laughing.





































Monday, June 21, 2010

i've done a bit of stuff

but it has been so soul crushingly boring that there's no point in blogging about it. and to make this more boring i can't upload any pictures.
so i'll leave this dot for you to look at.


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Sunday, June 20, 2010

I wish i was a hired guuuunnnn....

After playing call of duty until 3am and shooting the air rifle (it took ages to re-calibrate the rifle) I've decided to quit being a painter and become like the guy in the bodyguard who is against the bodyguard. like a hired gun. so i'm now a hired gun. contact me at the usual address.

(for legal purposes i'd like to state that this is a joke)

nudge nudge wink wink









Saturday, June 19, 2010

Stuff I've done today.

A) Reclaim. B) finished construction on 4 cubes. C)So tired that I could literally float out my body. D) tea and cake time anti football party tonight :)


















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