New years resolutions 2011.

This year I won't insult your intelligence by writing stuff like " go jogging" or "learn to breast feed", this year I am going to do these 3 things (depending on several factors).


A) give up smoking. I might have to find another bad habit to replace it. Possibly more swearing or those methamphetamines.



2. Learning to drive. Need to do that (depending on getting my clearance form back) they say a child can learn to drive so I shouldn't have any problem. But in my defence they also teach kids to fire ak47's and commit genocide. So... Y'know.




3. Achieve something good. Maybe Nobel prize? Genuinely though, I want to achieve something positive. On a personal level. It need not be materialistic, financial or success. It could be an important step on a journey to spiritual enlightenment. Or a cure for aids (which is unlikely because don't know anything about science).

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God rest ye merry gentlemen.

This Is a melodramatic Dickensian illustration of me in bed with a migraine. Haven't been doing anything except doing a migraine.



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Typing reel to reel (2010)

Bad cheese (2010)

When walls wrote the puddle (2010)

Lunch with Dave (2010)

when i should be shovelling snow (2010)

secrets and their communion (2010)

the letter my shoulder never sends (2010)

Happy Christmas

Merry christmas to my single blog reader. I drew you a picture of me dressed as Santa. Still haven't posted my paintings. Will do soon. Maybe.



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Painting to the limits.

Reached the current physical limit. Finished 7 new paintings in additions to the ones below. Body has given up. My brain is screaming to do more but my legs and arms hurt and I've only had about 2 hours sleep this afternoon before going out this evening for a bit. Then finished number 14. Now I have got to rest. Tonight I must NOT get up and go and paint.


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6am lavazza break

Strong cup of delicious coffee to just pick me up a bit. Been painting most of the night. They just keep coming. I don't really understand it. It's like being thirsty and drinking LOADS but you are still thirsty.

I wore an ink pen to pieces too. No tantrum involved. 1st for everything. Ha.






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Did painting and more painting

Finished 7 paintings. I want to do more but my knees hurt too much to kneel in the garage more tonight.



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Dressing our blue comfort blanket (2010)

type on paper as thick as bread (2010)

If i'd had you then i might have played the recorder (2010)

my mechanisms won't work (2010)

when it clicks you are gone (2010)

Reel to Reel (2010)

the sound of lost footsteps (2010)

Doing stuff. In snow. Not in snow.

Had a strange week one way or another. Finally made a snow reindeer. Dug some ungrateful assholes cars out the snow. Thats my good deed for the year. Well that and saying i'd give money to a charity and then cancelling the direct debit. So we had fun in the snow and had some flu. That's my summary of the week.






























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Photo of me driving

Went to Mayfair for a bit. Record for me. Only stole £800 from the bank. I have monopoly cheating in my DNA so I think that's pretty good going.



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Cheese time

Delicious. I really like cheese.



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re: swearing

I should probably point out that some of the contents of this blog may be offensive or contain swearing. The reason for this is that offence is a subjective opinion and there is nothing that can be done about that if you have your own opinion or if you express a lifestyle choice.

with regards to swearing, the relevance of swear words has depleted over time. While i personally don't choose to use certain words because i feel they have a gender based derogatory slant, i do however make a choice as an human person to swear. if this is at odds with you as a reader then i suggest you don't read this blog.

here is a picture of me smiling.

I am not this tanned.

I have some kind of cold/flu

So I haven't done anything except drink lemsip and not smoke. Which frankly I find most disagreeable, for I have plans afoot.



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Jess drew this. it's the most like me drawing i think i've ever seen.

Woke up

woke from a dream of war, friendship, discovery and loss. a long, epic adventure that left me broken hearted when I left.



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If you like comics

Look at www.dustpiggies.com or otherwise people will start to think you are a sweaty loser.



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So...

Need to take the Zines to the comic shop. Waiting on the printers for my brochure, which is a different kettle of chops. Need a sleep. My eyes are dry. Want to make some cubes. Starting to think about painting, but not so much because painting in my garage is like an invitation to pile town, population me. I'd like to paint maybe if it was a more conducive environment and wasn't like a method of self abuse.




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Lobster man eating some papier

Yup. That's high brow.



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How to become a publishing mogul in a really short bit of time.

Pretty sure mogul means someone with unsold magazines in a shoe box. Who had eggs for breakfast.
















































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