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please note that the events described in this journal are highly fictionalised.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

hallo mein Namen ist Mike und isst zu vieler Nahrung und trinkt zu viel Tee

on this trip to see timmy i ate/drank/utilised the following

1/2 tuna roll
1/2 sausage roll
4 million cigarettes
15 -25 cups of decaf tea.
2 cups regular tea
1 wild boar + cheese burger
1 whole chicken, spinach and peppers pizza
1 jam donut
1 chocolate donut
1 small bottle of orangina
1/2 a big bottle of orangina before tim drank from it with a sore throat
1/4 of a bottle of surgical alcohol hand scrub
£5 worth of petrol
some electricity
some water
lots of oxygen

yeah and i was in tescos and me and tim tim were talking about who was going to pack the food. and i was like "oi, bag my stuff" and the girl at the checkout thought i was talking to her. i did explain that i wasn't, but i laughed so much i nearly soiled myself.