a cow has four stomachs.

Mike has had a good morning and got laughed at by some people coming out of pub for wearing my jumper. the jokes on you, losers, i've got the best jumper ever. 13:33 - 13 comments

Mike Bromage at 13:34 on 06 November
oh yeah. i will clarify i was walking past the pub as they came out. i wasn't in the pub. that'd be like superman going to an all-you-can-eat kryptonite bar.

Mike Bromage at 13:35 on 06 November
or hanging out with those moths that eat jumpers.

Mike Bromage at 13:35 on 06 November
do they drink tea in tibet? or are they sick of tea because of the chinese occupation?

Mike Bromage at 13:35 on 06 November
do they put goat milk in their tea?

Mike Bromage at 13:36 on 06 November
i mean if they have tea

Mike Bromage at 13:36 on 06 November
i mean the drink. not dinner.

Mike Bromage at 13:36 on 06 November
not that you really have milk with dinner.

Mike Bromage at 13:36 on 06 November
unless it's in the cooking.

Mike Bromage at 13:37 on 06 November
unless you are on a raw food diet

Mike Bromage at 13:37 on 06 November
and then you are just stupid.

Mike Bromage at 13:37 on 06 November
well, that's a bit intolerant, but you know what i mean.

Mike Bromage at 13:38 on 06 November
and you can have a glass of milk with tea. but only if it's the right combination of things.

Mike Bromage at 13:39 on 06 November
dinner i mean.