behind the scenes of the years most hotly tipped studio... *

here are some photos of the making of "clemen lebowitz". the film cost £40,000 and took 5 years to make. the follow up is being bounced around and pencilled in for summer 2017. it's working titled as "prawn scotchdale: homosexual bounty hunter" or "prawn scotchdale: bounty hunter who is like a budgie in the fact that he attacks mirrors" ** and while rumours are bandying around like a man in tights in an 80's nightclub, there are little in the way of confirmed facts.

there has also been no denial around the making of "granny vs satan - the ultimate battle" (which was scripted prior to 2001 believe it or not) and a film shelved in 2008 (known tentatively as the "venton fudgecock film" or "the psychedelic adventures of venton fudgecock" (there was a white horse in it and a car?) and it has COMPUTER GRAPHICS AND SPECIAL EFFECTS THAT MAKES INDEPENDENCE DAY LOOK LIKE SHIT ***.





SMALL PRINT:

(* this statement is 'technically misleading')

(** this is currently the most likely title)
(*** in actual fact this statement is deeply untrue, but there are computer graphics or 'CGI' as it is known in 'the industry')

partly completed figure

on set

this is the set of the beach scene.

wheel chair. made out of two playmobile cart wheels, a chair, garden wire and blue tack. this prop alone cost £25,000 and took 2 years to design.

sea and sand.