Me working on my cube. Unknowing of the events that would follow.
Oooh look at the lovely weather and country side.
Oh that's a beautiful cow (you can't see it in this picture, but she has the eyes of a Disney princess).
A snort from down the field alerts me to Bill Pullman. who is obviously not cool with me taking pics of his sexy wife.
So I make like I'm taking pictures of the scenery and he stares me out as I walk past. Big deal, I won't have to walk back this way. But how wrong you can be.
So I make the call and my lift will be a bit longer so I head back to the studio. Not knowing what is about to transpire.
So I walk past Bill Pullman and I'm not even looking up when he does this huge snort. I look up into his cold, brutal eyes and he snorts again. A bit of dribble flies near me so I move away from the fence.
So I look over at his sexy wife for help, but she's just playing innocent. Making cute eyes at me. Like Bambi in a strip club.
So bill Pullman gives HER the stink eye and she looks away from me. I'm feeling pretty awkward having stumble into the interspecies love triangle.
So Bill Pullman let's out a huge snort and advances to the fence looking right in my eye, with what can only be described as pure bovine hate. I take a few pictures as I retreat to identify him if he goes for me.
I look back on the field. Saddened that I can't make a difference to this macho thugs grip on his sexy young wife, but having nearly been dribble blown on and give a stare that would make a burger chef scream in terror, I think I got off lightly.
In hindsight I do sound like the coward of this piece, but technically I could have punched that bull and run off. Would that have made me more manly. No. It would have made me a cattle puncher and that isn't something I want on my conscience
(please note this post has no connection to the actor Bill Pullman or the author, although I'm not sure he's called bill, might be phil. Dunno, never read a book in my life).
-Posted from the roving mike of destiny.
