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Friday, December 31, 2010

New years resolutions 2011.

This year I won't insult your intelligence by writing stuff like " go jogging" or "learn to breast feed", this year I am going to do these 3 things (depending on several factors).


A) give up smoking. I might have to find another bad habit to replace it. Possibly more swearing or those methamphetamines.



2. Learning to drive. Need to do that (depending on getting my clearance form back) they say a child can learn to drive so I shouldn't have any problem. But in my defence they also teach kids to fire ak47's and commit genocide. So... Y'know.




3. Achieve something good. Maybe Nobel prize? Genuinely though, I want to achieve something positive. On a personal level. It need not be materialistic, financial or success. It could be an important step on a journey to spiritual enlightenment. Or a cure for aids (which is unlikely because don't know anything about science).

Posted from the roving mike of destiny.