Things I've learnt this year:
1. If your girlfriend doesn't like the colour 'mushroom' then your sofas will NOT be mushroom coloured.
2. Lampshades are expensive.
3. Uh, some supermarket sushi is not as nice as others.
4. Hmmm. Uh. Um. Skyrim is a good game. Brilliant.
5. I'm not that much wiser than I was before?
And that concludes what I remember learning this year.
