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please note that the events described in this journal are highly fictionalised.
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Thought
I knew i'd like my future father in law when out for lunch the bartender said: "would you like to sit down or have a drink?" and he totally dead panned back: "well preferably we'd like to do both."
"my name is mike and at some point in the 90's i was swimming in the sea and got eaten by a whale, like noah, and then i got pissed off with the smell of plankton and did a street fighter 2 punch, and punched out the top of the whale. He was pretty pissed off, but it was ok in the end because it turned out that he was really into cornflakes. so i got him a couple of boxes of cornflakes and he kind of chilled out, until we both wanted the free gift and then he totally went ape shit and smashed up my kitchen with his tail and spat half chewed cornflakes out of his blow hole. and my mum was well pissed off about having to clean it off the ceiling."