and that's why i'm a lemon tree.
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THIS IS SUPER FUN
I want an old fashioned public address system put in our house so i can constantly disrupt everyone
- mike
- "my name is mike and at some point in the 90's i was swimming in the sea and got eaten by a whale, like noah, and then i got pissed off with the smell of plankton and did a street fighter 2 punch, and punched out the top of the whale. He was pretty pissed off, but it was ok in the end because it turned out that he was really into cornflakes. so i got him a couple of boxes of cornflakes and he kind of chilled out, until we both wanted the free gift and then he totally went ape shit and smashed up my kitchen with his tail and spat half chewed cornflakes out of his blow hole. and my mum was well pissed off about having to clean it off the ceiling."
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- has anyone noticed?
- note to self
- ugh.
- an apology.
- not forgetting these guys...
- ground zero (again, but bear with me)
- my new painting
- 2012 the end of the world...
- give me a reason to believe in anything.
- photos of me from over the last 4 or 5 years or so
- me. present day.
- old photos from my flat
- paper bag experience
- edward and mrs simpson
- its 6am. ish.
- goodnight.
- yeah....
- no. fucking . waY
- "mother's return to berlin" (2008)
- thursday? oh fuck i thought it was friday.
- progress
- another new painting - "mother coming home to berl...
- photos from this day of our lord, wednesday.
- yet another reason that i think i'm hilarious.
- here's my new painting.
- my day today
- heard this
- it's sunny again.
- back cover
- book cover
- sunday night adventure.
- trying not to get to attached.
- nice things are happening
- my painting.
- thinking thinking thinking
- cloudy
- like wow.
- this is me killing shit.
- please.
- no more will i defend
- how did i get into this horror show?
- a dream i had in 2001 or 02
- 2001 or something
- 2002/03 excerpt
- 2002 excerpt
- this was a dream from 2001 or 2 or 3
- i wrote this in 2002 i think.
- yeah...
- 1967
- mo six
- not what i wanted to post
- wowsers.
- hmmm
- i like, jim lahey, am never going to drink again.
- i just want to make a post of pavement lyrics.
- frozen mixed vegetable cocks
- wednesday at richards / dentists
- mini trailer
- goodbye horses
- screen shots from the "psychedelic adventures..."
- my youtube crap
- celebs with hepatitis
- psh is awesome.
- night adz
- russell brand had sex with me 14 times in 1 minute...
- eurasian eyes.
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