yeah. so i hanging out with these two cows and one of them was like ugh my back door keeps slamming
and i was like so is it shut properly and she was like i dunno what you mean really
and the other one was like erm is that a rectum metaphor. and i was like i'm not going to lie. i'm hella confused
and then this mouse walked past and one of the cows got all freaked out and stepped on my toes
and i was like what is going on today and i went and had a cheese sandwich.
