i had these penguins to my house for dinner and i offered them chips and they were like no we only eat bbq ribs.
and i was like WOAH. that's pretty rude considering i invited you for dinner.
and they were all like well we drove like 14,000 miles and randy can't drive on the right side of the road anyway.
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I want an old fashioned public address system put in our house so i can constantly disrupt everyone
- mike
- "my name is mike and at some point in the 90's i was swimming in the sea and got eaten by a whale, like noah, and then i got pissed off with the smell of plankton and did a street fighter 2 punch, and punched out the top of the whale. He was pretty pissed off, but it was ok in the end because it turned out that he was really into cornflakes. so i got him a couple of boxes of cornflakes and he kind of chilled out, until we both wanted the free gift and then he totally went ape shit and smashed up my kitchen with his tail and spat half chewed cornflakes out of his blow hole. and my mum was well pissed off about having to clean it off the ceiling."
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- ignore the changing tides at your peril.
- tuesday
- yet another reason why i am utterly hilarious
- having fun in detail.
- MEATathalon (chariots of meat)
- rest in peace butch newman
- the MEATathon (back to the MEATerdome)
- blowing up the world piece by piece.
- this place circles all around the sun
- i don't think i am supposed to be a pilot
- close your eyes and press the button
- 2 more reasons why i'm hilarious.
- have you ever noticed how sandwiches taste better ...
- "Margaret! Those bloody ducks have broken in and s...
- people in fruit houses shouldn't eat jam
- putting the fun into "go fuck yourself"
- pee can
- documentation
- a grenade will get you flying.
- tunnel horns (2008)
- potassium citrate
- "in absence of gold" (2008)
- tree at sunset
- scribbling on walls
- at night the colours are brighter
- few problems with the site
- losing a battle of wills with an intellectually su...
- rod rod rod
- park (2008)
- new blue wave (2008)
- went for a nice walk in the woods
- pruning time.
- for more information about how this product fits y...
- hinged to forgetfulness
- i leaving you, you cow.
- i just ate a pack of buttons in one mouthful
- tea is an anti depressant.
- new look... a bit?
- blue eyes yellow (2008)
- spoon bag (2008)
- Spoon Helmet (2008)
- blue blue lbue leiv liv
- yeah so anyway
- flower herpes
- you're lying alone in the back of a steamer
- i took this.
- ...
- new plate unglazed
- red rabbit (2008)
- book bucket (2008)
- i'm not sure being a girl is right for you
- and then
- so anyway...
- video i made for dan
- ample parking in the rear
- pardon me while i cry bitch
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