i need one of these strapped to my chest. feeding them into my mouth like a mother bird who doesn't want me to eat chewed up worms, but instead a delicious, hot, fatty treat.
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THIS IS SUPER FUN
I want an old fashioned public address system put in our house so i can constantly disrupt everyone
- mike
- "my name is mike and at some point in the 90's i was swimming in the sea and got eaten by a whale, like noah, and then i got pissed off with the smell of plankton and did a street fighter 2 punch, and punched out the top of the whale. He was pretty pissed off, but it was ok in the end because it turned out that he was really into cornflakes. so i got him a couple of boxes of cornflakes and he kind of chilled out, until we both wanted the free gift and then he totally went ape shit and smashed up my kitchen with his tail and spat half chewed cornflakes out of his blow hole. and my mum was well pissed off about having to clean it off the ceiling."
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- print your own christmas cards! number four
- print your own christmas cards! number two
- Print your own christmas cards! number one
- i took this photo
- i saw a doughnut machine
- cooking and grey skies, then electric blue.
- i ate too much cheese
- world aids day
- i am having a dream where your birds are coming al...
- actually the epilogue of the one before it.
- tasty burgers and walking on the beach
- territorial squarkings (2009)
- woah. not looking up there again. (2009)
- how to make a lightsaber
- oh well. plenty more fish in the sea (2009)
- I'll give them a minute and then i'll shout over (...
- it's a bit windy up here (2009)
- The blocked drain shower (2009)
- today in less than 20 words.
- Up in the eaves (2009)
- The sofa of kings (2009)
- The path of a single leaf (2009)
- cracked drain bath (2009)
- sunday lunch...
- romantic walk...
- i like to drink tea. eat chips. and walk.
- woke up this morning and had a stretch
- loneliness is such a sad affair (2009)
- me doing a bit of painting
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- painting expedition
- mooaaawwwwww
- lunch and slip painting
- if journey had written songs about bread rolls the...
- I met your mother on that rock (2009)
- Falling leaves (2009)
- in the rustle of dried leaves (2009)
- of course i didn't see it, i don't have a tv (2009)
- He's got cojones of steel (2009)
- symbionts (2009)
- dusty cloud of leaves (2009)
- uh oh (2009)
- squark and meep (2009)
- gobbling lice on a post (2009)
- morning light at battisborough (2009)
- website updated....
- sigh. poor old modigliani.
- under the bath water
- drew this earlier
- and i had creme brugle.
- i want my tea hot enough to drink but not hot enou...
- when the cat got drunk on the smell of fish
- sign making via 1940s language
- a cup of tea and baking and all is good with the w...
- when birds rule the world
- is it mouse cake?
- building new rectoids
- ultimate chips por favor.
- newsletter / new project
- lemon getting orange
- the other brighton convention (2009)
- cheese scones (repeat to the theme of stingray)
- well thanks a lot you gits
- hamster riding a giraffe.
- Watching fireworks
- quickly! while he gets his cutlery! (2009)
- The roaming destroyer of breakfasts (2009)
- but i am not sure i can fly (2009)
- i'm so glad you're my brother (2009)
- sigh.
- would you like some? (2009)
- no, not until you've done your homeworms (2009)
- i like listening to the rain
- stoking up the painting engine
- honestly? i'm so sick of fish (2009)
- squirming in the wind (2009)
- Have you seen how cold this looks? (2009)
- try not to worry about the swell buddy (2009)
- is there room for me down there? (2009)
- there a lots of birds in the suitcase.
- black birds on a pile of road salt (2009)
- challenging your reflection (2009)
- looking into the midnight sea (2009)
- cold bird in the rain (2009)
- halloween night
- this was a rather nice dove
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