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please note that the events described in this journal are highly fictionalised.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

when the cat got drunk on the smell of fish

got to spend the morning with richard, listening to good music, drinking tea and eating my biscuits and a bit of amazing apple tart / pie. made a new cube today, so that is three currently on the go. polished one from yesterday, but the other one was a bit damp, so i just focused on the one which was dry enough to work on. polished it up all lovely. it was so smooth and nice. it was very meditative and calming. then i came home and baked some pinwheel vanilla and coffee biscuits. which was ok. the dough was a total fucking nightmare though. then i cooked some kedgery for tea. which was ok. the eggs drove me to distraction and poaching the haddock made me stink of fish, which was brilliant. so then i went and wriggled about underwater in a deep bath in the dark listening to really loud mellow music and then it was suddenly half ten. i painted some boxes for the new project and did a tiny bit of ink work on a painting that i've been working on for over a month and will never be good enough to justify the time i've spent working on it but it's been a very positive bit of painting work. then i thought long and hard about doing a drawing of mary berry fighting delia smith. mary berry would win. but then i thought that would be a bit weird to draw. so then i thought about drawing me under water in the bath with little bird feet eyes. which i still want to do. but i can picture it so well in my brain that it feels like i've already done it.

fresh cube

polished cube

i think this was a hairy caterpillar. it moved a bit, but then i walk about a bit and forgot about it. in hindsight i could have used it as a mustache. but technically that would be caterpillar molestation.

this pissed me off so much that i wanted to sling a chicken off a cliff to teach egg-kind a lesson.

this dude is your best friend if you smell like smoked haddock

shitty haddock

dough bowls

here are some doughs i made earlier. with their ridiculous apposing textures.

they look like little ears.

this is when i got convinced that they weren't going to work, because they didn't rise or expand at all really.

the finished biscuits. that i had with ice cream and home made toffee sauce.

stupid eggs.

this turned out pretty delicious actually. i had it with garden peas.

the mysterious project. (don't think of this as a build up, or you will be so underwhelmed that you'll just have to sling a chicken off a cliff to perk yourself up again)