bad metaphor? well i am tired and have emotional problems. BUT i ate a rowing machine. so y'know. whatever.
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I want an old fashioned public address system put in our house so i can constantly disrupt everyone
- mike
- "my name is mike and at some point in the 90's i was swimming in the sea and got eaten by a whale, like noah, and then i got pissed off with the smell of plankton and did a street fighter 2 punch, and punched out the top of the whale. He was pretty pissed off, but it was ok in the end because it turned out that he was really into cornflakes. so i got him a couple of boxes of cornflakes and he kind of chilled out, until we both wanted the free gift and then he totally went ape shit and smashed up my kitchen with his tail and spat half chewed cornflakes out of his blow hole. and my mum was well pissed off about having to clean it off the ceiling."
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- Plates and reclaim
- 1st limited edition of the bird book has sold out.
- The draw
- lazy day number 459693 (estimate)
- Pretzel Logic?
- Currently untitled series of individually titled N...
- The royal scam
- painting painting painting
- Road trip
- Today is the greatest day of your life.
- Today in a punctuation-less line.
- Census 2011?
- Seriously
- Guardians in the heating pipes (2011)
- Train in reverse.
- Breakfast and stuff yesterday.
- Inappropriate.
- Meeting in the night light (2011)
- Generations yawning in headlights (2011)
- Moon bunnies (2011)
- Day in the sun and bagels.
- This is my 2000th blog post.
- NOTICE and news
- Stay the heck out of librarys because I haven't sl...
- Terrible
- The Lone Sheep Chronicles.
- Lunch at a pub. That's what happened.
- Lone sheep: an important work of modern illustrati...
- New zine. Lone sheep.
- penguin story
- The lament of the penguin queen (2011)
- Capillary revelation (2011)
- She gave her subjects the gift of legs (2011)
- A Calculated infatuation (2011)
- Holiday
- I saw derren brown in town.
- maybe you'd like to look at this...
- collage /painting
- Merman
- Today's adventure.
- Dear everyone. Shut up.
- (Nearly?) poisoned myself
- Currently.
- Drying colour
- Pachow.
- My mum is awesome
- Soon we will be together picture.
- oh shut up
- Pizza.
- Crabs
- At night the crabs take the village (2011)
- Today is self injury awareness day.
- Trails of days in fast forward (2011)
- Crabs take the village (2011)
- The crabs and the lizards (2011)
- Today's achievements part deux
- Tatty apple (2011)
- Todays list of achievements.
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