Stay the heck out of librarys because I haven't slept in a week through FEAR.

During my time at the library I've discovered many things. Like the fact that orange juice doesn't contain any oranges but is a mix of apple juice and rotten cabbage.

My newest discovery it's a terrifying mammal that flies about eating stuff with it beak straw, I BELIEVE it is in one of the following locations. Approach with caution as this beautiful abomination of nature could suck you off the planet.


This is the diagram of it in the anatomy book.


Here it is pictured in Aruba, or maybe Jamaica, key largo, montego or possibly a little place called Kokomo.


Some where cold.


And here it is in woodlands.

Beautiful and terrifying. Just like
Kissing a woman / man (no prejudice here) with halitosis.

- end telegram.