"well i did but probably so did other people... there are like f--king 60 billion of us...."
"....what if everyone all met up in one place?"
"like the planet?"
"yeah like everyone met up"
"you mean like ON the planet? we're kind of already doing that. i mean i think a couple are in space but we could probably get them to come back for the meeting..."
"you're a bastard."
*ten minutes later*
"so anyway if we did all meet up in one place would the world tilt?"
"hahahahahaa... are you f--king kidding? hahahahaha."
