i've been totally clean for nine days. i feel fucking awful. but there you go. i've been painting but i can't seem to get anything finished and i need some small bits of wood that i can have fun with. just paint some silly stuff and have fun with it. hopefully when i see my parents tonight they will give me a hand. because i am shit with a saw and apparently you can't chop MDF with an axe.
i can't post any pictures because o2 still refuse to give me a working phone. until i have sent away my current handset twice. fucking retards.
THIS IS SUPER FUN
I want an old fashioned public address system put in our house so i can constantly disrupt everyone
- mike
- "my name is mike and at some point in the 90's i was swimming in the sea and got eaten by a whale, like noah, and then i got pissed off with the smell of plankton and did a street fighter 2 punch, and punched out the top of the whale. He was pretty pissed off, but it was ok in the end because it turned out that he was really into cornflakes. so i got him a couple of boxes of cornflakes and he kind of chilled out, until we both wanted the free gift and then he totally went ape shit and smashed up my kitchen with his tail and spat half chewed cornflakes out of his blow hole. and my mum was well pissed off about having to clean it off the ceiling."