and once i was in the kitchen playing with a wet tea towel and i was telling him that even though he had been in the navy and they had taught him towel whipping skills, that i was an amazing towel whipper. and he was like "shut up, i did not learn towel whipping in the navy" and i was like... "well i'll be safe to do this then" and towel whipped him at 1000mph on the knuckles. hahahahahaaa. and he chased me up stairs and i locked myself in the bathroom.
