duck joke (2008)

ok. so a duck walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says "alright mate? you got any grapes?", the bar tender says "no duck, this is a bar, we don't serve grapes". "oh ok" says the duck and leaves. 5 minutes later he comes back in again. he goes up to the bartender and says "alright mate? you got any grapes?", the bar tender says "no duck, i told you already we don't serve grapes". "oh ok" says the duck and leaves. 5 minutes later he comes back in again. he goes up to the bartender and says "alright mate? you got any grapes?", the bar tender says "what? no. we don't serve grapes, if you come in here again asking for grapes, then i'll nail your beak to the bar...". "oh ok" says the duck and leaves. 5 minutes later he comes back in again. goes up to the bartender and says "alright mate? you got any nails?" the bar tender says "NO!". and the duck says "in which case, i'll have some grapes..."



i did this painting when i was cold turkeying a few weeks ago, but had no camera to document it for the website.