fat pigeon

once there was a fat pigeon and it was windy and he saw a lonely man looking at some chips that he couldn't eat.

i couldn't eat my chips and there was a fat pigeon looking sadly at me so a fed him a couple of chips.

then the fat pigeon started eating some chips that the man chucked to him.

and some guy in a hi-vis jacket told me not to feel the pigeons, so i stared at the ground until he walked off.

the fat pigeon ate the chips.