i got a type writer to write my memoirs. and basically wrote a bit of it. then got bored and now i have a type writer.
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I want an old fashioned public address system put in our house so i can constantly disrupt everyone
- mike
- "my name is mike and at some point in the 90's i was swimming in the sea and got eaten by a whale, like noah, and then i got pissed off with the smell of plankton and did a street fighter 2 punch, and punched out the top of the whale. He was pretty pissed off, but it was ok in the end because it turned out that he was really into cornflakes. so i got him a couple of boxes of cornflakes and he kind of chilled out, until we both wanted the free gift and then he totally went ape shit and smashed up my kitchen with his tail and spat half chewed cornflakes out of his blow hole. and my mum was well pissed off about having to clean it off the ceiling."
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- down on the tiny farm
- onion onion onion
- carpet monsters (2009)
- biscuit fired cubes
- Seagulls (2009)
- in and out the river (2009)
- thanks for that dr miriam stoppard.
- 6 monsters
- i used to have nightmares
- at the market (2009)
- another painting for karen carpenter (2009)
- ultimate chips and unfired cubes
- hairy caterpillar
- the mighty fishing expedition
- some stuff from my phone.
- I'm retiring
- started decorating the new cubes
- the smoothest kid in 1989
- .... dum... dum... dum...
- i am incredibly tired.
- sitting on the phone box (2009)
- moonlight on the dunes (2009)
- a flock of seagulls (2009)
- the mutant seagulls of the nuclear estuary (2009)
- seagull dreaming in the moonlight (2009)
- how rude (2009)
- note to self. less chat more paint.
- news from the avant-garde of film making...
- uncle mike's spinach and salmon roulade w/ sautéed...
- Mike VS Jess (shooting competition)
- uncle mike's dirty beef enchilijita with potato sa...
- RE: Marvin Halmark
- TBC
- lazy writer (2009)
- Four gulls in different light (2009)
- karen carpenter's herb garden (2009)
- yeah. water all the time. nice theory. (2009)
- are all colours are fiction?
- drinking tea in the shower (2009)
- exploring painting music
- sea gulls are finally storming restaurants.
- finally a title for my thesis.
- hey cameron. you realize if we played by the rules...
- press conference goes pear shaped for mcrancid fil...
- The psychedelic adventures of violent tinkle and v...
- sound changes
- the moon is so bright...
- more sound problems...
- wheel in the sky keeps on turning
- still life of mike in motion
- what your colon would tell you if it could talk
- you don't want to sell this hotel either?
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