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Thursday, August 06, 2009

press conference goes pear shaped for mcrancid films ceo

today mcrancid films ceo stepped up to defend the budget implications of their latest film, the psychedelic adventures of violent tinkle and venton fudgecock (hereafter known as TPAOVFAVT). with regards to the charges levelled at him regarding the spiralling budget of TPAOVFAVT he issued this statement:

"a time has to come in every man's life when he must make choices. they aren't always the right choices. but you show me a man who can make a CGI horse turn around for less that £350,000 and i'll show you a man who has no appreciation of art."
When asked if the film company has 'blown' as much as £50,000 on sandwiches for animators and as much as £125,000 on a single back rub from 80's TV legend dwight shultz he simply replied.

"no comment"
and to the accusations of being a discarded makeup pad with a smiley face drawn on it. he meerly commented:

"i'm not being drawn into that"

there was a brief drum roll and cymbal crash before the press conference was drawn to a close.

(below) mcrancid films CEO defends himself to press and shareholders