"ugh I don't want to live here your curtains fucking suck. You smell like mints. I love hitler"
And the old lady realises it is a rude parrot. So she puts him in the fridge to cool off a bit. After a while she goes back and the parrot is muttering:
"this is bullcrap. Old skank doesn't even have brand name ketchup. I'd rather have my toes burnt with cigarettes than live here. Hitler was awesome."
So she gives him more time to chill out. 10 minutes later she comes back and opens the fridge and the parrot comes out and is like...
"yeah totally sorry about before. Love the decor. I can't stand hitler. You seem nice. I've got to ask... What did the chicken do?"
