the kind of trip that doesn't conclude with you waking up cuddling a tramp imagining he's a warm kitten and you are a saucer of milk

This is the nicest holiday i've ever been on. these are the photos that i took from it. bearing in mind that it is impossible to take photos on an iphone of flying herons from the window of a train that is moving at 600 miles an hour.

out the train window

this woman was either glaring at me or invading her nose with a finger. lucky old finger.

this is when she was trying to stare a bird to death

this is my failure to take photos of birds at temple meads

this is where good lunches go when they die

paddling in the sea

this is when the wave went back out

the old pier that was destroyed by the germans in 1986

this man was either really tall or a liar

the new pier that was destroyed by the real life equivalent of the german from die hard

this mouse was driving around in a car

i was trying to get a photo of an awesome seagull and then a man and his wife chased it away then saw i was trying to take a photo and the man told his wife off. it was very brief. not at the saga that i'm making it into.

looking in between these slates was weird and vertigo inducing

this was the conclusion of a novelty confectionary binge that started doughnuts, passed through candy floss territory and ended up with ice cream

this is best fry up i've had since the night after rusty's 21st (?) birthday when we went to get a huge fry up and try to come to terms with lacking more brain cells and zoned out over cheap coffee and tried to get rob to stop using bad language in front of families on holiday.

monday night sushi fest

this was the designated border equivalent of germany / poland in 1939

wasabi mayonnaise like the eyes i draw

this warm doughnut came off a machine that looked like it had been invented by a maniac.

we choked 3 pounds into this swine and then we played on time crisis with the actual guns. it was awesome.