it's like crossing the road when the man goes red. don't try and cross the bowl when the man goes rice. wow.
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I want an old fashioned public address system put in our house so i can constantly disrupt everyone
- mike
- "my name is mike and at some point in the 90's i was swimming in the sea and got eaten by a whale, like noah, and then i got pissed off with the smell of plankton and did a street fighter 2 punch, and punched out the top of the whale. He was pretty pissed off, but it was ok in the end because it turned out that he was really into cornflakes. so i got him a couple of boxes of cornflakes and he kind of chilled out, until we both wanted the free gift and then he totally went ape shit and smashed up my kitchen with his tail and spat half chewed cornflakes out of his blow hole. and my mum was well pissed off about having to clean it off the ceiling."
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- HAPPY HALLOWEEN
- el mike del tren
- these leaves looked very nice
- Our new project
- mustard chicken with rice people
- made a huge breakthrough
- tchch ctchh tchch
- framing, inspiration and oh i dunno... food?
- Waking up.
- The Uterus of Painting Theory
- you can hear happiness staggering on down the street
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- happy 4th birthday journal
- yawneo
- this is me making salmon encroute but in reverse
- ah the smell of the tea, the taste of the doughnut
- don't let the sun set on you in tulsa
- This is a wonderful speech
- Shivering on a wire (2009)
- oh don't look round, it's THAT guy (2009)
- I want to be like you when i grow up (2009)
- "i love you, you know" (2009)
- woke up this morning with a cat mustache
- on edge at sunset (2009)
- the feathered barricade to deliciousness (2009)
- well i'm not pecking it until he says it's tasty (...
- the following REALLY interesting story is told thr...
- the weirdest day i've had in a long time.
- but i don't want to go to school in dress
- The Day the roof blew off the bakery (2009)
- a smoky mustache is still a mustache
- how did so much crap come out of such a small bird...
- shouting down the chimney (2009)
- I've got salad, want to swap? (2009)
- "Oh the buffet will be fine in the garden" (2009)
- The Dastardly Cheese burger thief (2009)
- cleaning up in leaves and dirt (2009)
- eating off the human table (2009)
- guide to my studio
- day in reverse in photos
- little blue birds (2009)
- the ignorance of approaching fury (2009)
- Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd (2009)
- these are photos from the last week
- a message from the king (2009)
- you need a hair cut tramp. woman you too.
- eating burgers in PJs
- doodles
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