woke up this morning with a cat mustache

the browns alerted me to a mass of birdies in the trees outside with a snore on the leg and a paw on the face. it was very nice to wake up in such a fashion. sometimes i look out the window and think "oh it's dreary" and some days i'm like "seriously if they park on the grass i'm going to go out and say something" but then days like today where there a 20+ birds bouncing about in the tree like bees on that big pink/purple bush then i'm like "oh i like the outside" so we watched the birds until my parents came in and started saying things like "oh look at all the tits" and then i said "i wish they would come up with less obscene names for birds, i mean who comes up with all this 'oh my look at that big black cock'" and my parents kind of laughed, but i think that was at the accent, then i think they realised the joke and we all went quiet.

awkward.