I need a stomach pump and a lie down.
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THIS IS SUPER FUN
I want an old fashioned public address system put in our house so i can constantly disrupt everyone
- mike
- "my name is mike and at some point in the 90's i was swimming in the sea and got eaten by a whale, like noah, and then i got pissed off with the smell of plankton and did a street fighter 2 punch, and punched out the top of the whale. He was pretty pissed off, but it was ok in the end because it turned out that he was really into cornflakes. so i got him a couple of boxes of cornflakes and he kind of chilled out, until we both wanted the free gift and then he totally went ape shit and smashed up my kitchen with his tail and spat half chewed cornflakes out of his blow hole. and my mum was well pissed off about having to clean it off the ceiling."
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- original illustrations for sale via silent auction.
- Breakfast of champions
- thought for today
- Who's gonna break the shape of things unknown (2009)
- sharky shark (2009)
- nargh. under a pirate's moon.
- the sky being a sexy bunch of vapours.
- Giraffe (2009)
- oh little monkey
- goodbye mustache.
- Bacon and pancakes
- The Christmas miketivity scene.
- merry christmas 2009
- new vocation...
- Christmas eve? What about Christmas mike?
- Need to remember that under painting is for under ...
- And he swallowed up all he found (2009)
- Watch where you sit...
- Crowborne Guff and the discovery of his soul gorma...
- The taste of prickly air (2009)
- Poured from the shadow where he stood (2009)
- reasons to be grateful
- maybe a buzzard taking off.
- we three sheep
- Enter the mirror world...
- i'm the king of the world as far as i know...
- Rambling on
- This was delicious.
- do do do do do
- I love being on the train
- The Mustache Quandary
- House Band with Guest Bomber Harris
- Captain folk art and some more bullshit
- The Rare mustachioed penguin
- flock of penguins
- a Penguin in it's natural environment
- today i decided to...
- captain folk art and the blank canvas
- The ancient Britons called it moulan
- Tasty ways to relax
- good night
- one likes an icream, one likes a pie crust (2009)
- RIsing like a monster from the depths (2009)
- in a flurry of feathers and dust (2009)
- emerging from a nest hole (2009)
- CAPTAIN FOLK ART
- The Teabag Liberation Front
- This was amazing
- The irrepressability of nature.
- journey are the best band ever?
- Hurrying plumpness up the lane (2009)
- Baking is amazing
- Cake
- moaning about winter and baking scones
- me
- birds, rectoids and clouds
- morning mist and bacon tasty
- Brutal ultimate burgers
- Rargh
- Steak roll with oregano mayonaise
- Polar bear
- More snakes
- snakey snake
- cheese hallucinations.
- No. you come over here (2009)
- boring.
- how was the water? (2009)
- Self portrait as a bird (2009)
- keeping an eye out (2009)
- belching the national anthem isn't patriotic. and ...
- because your worth it (2009)
- It's going to be a bleak winter son. (2009)
- 'holy shit have you seen that big sparrow?' (2009)
- scratching in the cold earth (2009)
- heyyy baaabbbby (2009)
- The tedium of dust and wind (2009)
- scrabbling on the icy pond (2009)
- foraging the dry stream (2009)
- 'are you planning on sharing that muffin?' (2009)
- mustache mustache mustache.
- The Treasures in the falling leaves (2009)
- The warmth of dark rock (2009)
- ultimate cheese spoon
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