"what?"
"you know the guy who wore the same flip flops for like forever"
"...what?"
"you know. What's he called? Oh Gandhi."
"WHAT?"
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THIS IS SUPER FUN
I want an old fashioned public address system put in our house so i can constantly disrupt everyone
- mike
- "my name is mike and at some point in the 90's i was swimming in the sea and got eaten by a whale, like noah, and then i got pissed off with the smell of plankton and did a street fighter 2 punch, and punched out the top of the whale. He was pretty pissed off, but it was ok in the end because it turned out that he was really into cornflakes. so i got him a couple of boxes of cornflakes and he kind of chilled out, until we both wanted the free gift and then he totally went ape shit and smashed up my kitchen with his tail and spat half chewed cornflakes out of his blow hole. and my mum was well pissed off about having to clean it off the ceiling."
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- Tomorrow i need a nice relaxing day.
- Surreal no sleep pottery
- And purple rain.
- Purple towel would be a great name for a song
- Flagging. Sweaty.
- Alert the media
- Animotion and 2nd flask of coffee
- 6 am
- Yup. Cure worst choice yet tonight.
- Pornography? Really?
- Argh.
- Woah Kate.
- Coffee out.
- The crawl
- Coffee move.
- Drying times are not fast enough.
- A day like this means
- Here
- Interesting Pop is disappointing
- People, objects, animals.
- 5 new cubes in the biscuit.
- Transforming into chicken man
- Chicken man
- Shedding skin at dawn
- Rabbit goat
- Twins at petting zoo
- as you do.
- Bath water colour
- Varnished four paintings.
- 5 reasons why i like the dust piggies
- Once again a video of something special that i did...
- Remember this?
- my thoughts on face book and the people who use it...
- This is the painting I've been working on for the ...
- Ok.
- Undercoating number 5
- hacks.
- Rescued by my lovely girlfriend.
- Well.
- Nearly finished the ink work.
- Also
- Unbelievable
- Nargh! Finishing the painting!
- Resting before the final push
- Sigh. Again.
- This painting is being a cantankerous bastard.
- Sigh.
- Strange morning.
- Ha
- 6am and feeling like it.
- Humpty dumpty look away now.
- On the stereo
- My uni tutor asked once
- Pausing
- Hmmm.
- Despite using the phrase 'crack on' too much...
- Coffee and disillusionment
- Morning tea and undercoating
- Finished painting number 3
- This painting is mine
- Been painting since 6am
- Omelettes are delicious any time?
- Apps: a new bullshit word.
- Moaning about how stupid everyone is. Especially you.
- Unknown artiste
- Drawing hamsters while waiting for a bus with no t...
- Lie in
- The old black dog
- Dan's legendary enchiladas
- This tiny cat is crazy.
- We got a dirty late night pizza
- Unknown artiste album release
- Steely
- Worked on painting this morning
- Catch number?
- Sky sky sky sky bread
- Thoughts for today.
- Conversation
- So
- DUST PIGGIES: read them or else.
- Sands of time DUN DUN DUUUUN.
- Got up to paint but
- possibly factually inaccurate. or not. what am i g...
- Painting
- Woke up and back painted
- Well.
- Jeff
- Tbbhbbbb
- Sleep management.
- Next.
- Exhausted.
- Sun vs halogen
- Nibs snapping
- Started at 8.30
- Tv? NO!
- Awesome
- I'm quiting being a painter to become a archaeologist
- Holy bagel.
- This is disgusting and terrifying.
- I default
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