I need a photo of myself on my website, in my sunday best, wistfully sat at a finished painting with a dry brush as if 'oh camera, you've caught me finishing my latest masterpiece'. I actually don't know why people need photos of themselves on their websites or promotional material. I guess it's all about selling yourself as a brand or something. actually doing loads of work is too much to ask really. what you really need to do is figure a way of doing something really quickly, sell the fuck out of it and then pose for some cheesy pics before anyone realises they've been hoodwinked and bought something that would have been £30 in ikea.
god i am tired and fed up. no picture for you either. so this is just a reader.
