i may be gone some time.

Scott of the Antarctic said that didn't he? or one of his cronies. and that guy went into the snow and never came back. they say he died, but i reckon actually he ate a polar bear and basically if you eat a viking or something it means you get their powers, like if they are good at jumping and taking off plasters. etc. so he ate a polar bear and then he became snow coloured and started dicking over penguins. so i'm going away. i might not update for sometime, depends on internet connection. here is a picture of a tape i did. it's like a video tape i think. or like a 8mm camera tape. tape tape tape. i thought i had tapeworms once. but then it actually turned out that i'd swallowed some dental floss.*

*no part of that statement is true.