note to self. dogs are not to wield power over mustaches.

this dog got this mustache and started try to do a david berkowitz on me and i wasn't having any of it. so i was like mhmm yeah well i'm not having any of this. and he was like you already said that and i was like woah you can read and/or control my mind? and he was yeah but i won't do misplace that power. next thing i knew i was making dog food out of my neighbours baldness and standing on stilts to smoke. the mystery continues.